You know when… pt 3

  1. The last time you had a good night sleep, Madonna was a virgin.
  2. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
  3. You lick the frappé shaker clean.
  4. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
  5. You can jump-start your car without cables.
  6. Nescafé underwrites the mortgage on your house.
  7. You’re so wired, you pick up FM radio.
  8. Instant coffee takes too long.

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