frappe a day

1. The last time you had a good night sleep, Madonna was a virgin.
2. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
3. You lick the frappé shaker clean.
4. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
5. You can jump-start your car without cables.
6. Nescafé underwrites the mortgage on your house.
7. You’re so wired, you pick up FM radio.
8. Instant coffee takes too long.

… you’ve had too much frappé when:-

1. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
2. Your local Greek store gets a serious buildup of Frappé when you go way over the weekend.
3. You’re convinced man can live on Frappé alone.
4. You’re willing to pay €50 for a Frappé if it’s an emergency.
5. You start researching the dangers of caffeine.
6. You ski uphill.
7. Your first-aid kit contains 2 little envelopes of Frappé and a shaker.

He’d use the Mx91 Dynamic Hand Held Mixer or something similar. This machine looks like serious business!

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Did a double take while on the way to the Fontanina Café - a delivery van with a no-milk frappé emblazoned on the side and the faded word ‘express’. (more…)

… you’ve had too much frappé when:-

1. You’re the employee of the month at the local café and you don’t even work there.
2. You will always remember your first Frappé
3. You’ve built a miniature city out of the empty Frappé cans.
4. You don’t even have the patience to shake the Frappé anymore.
5. You can find a shaker in every single room of your home including your car.
6. You introduce your girlfriend as “Glykia me Gala” (sweet, 2 sugars).
7. Your dog is named “Frappedaki” (the little Frappé).

Credit - dunno, some guy sent these to me in an email. If you know the guy/gal who wrote it, drop me a line!

Ancient artifact found close to the parthenon.

Credit - dunno, some guy sent these to me in an email. If you know the guy/gal who wrote it, drop me a line!